dimanche 29 septembre 2013

Waffles had a rock. Waffles had a plan.

So- two weeks- feels like it's been a while!! Don't really have anything to report on, other than school, school, school, and uh... school. Please. Somebody give me a life (via e-mail works too)

Aaanyways. Really weird variety of stuff to post this week.
First up- paintings!! All Chinese ink so that they look clean, pristine, and supah' mean

Attempt at painting Dwight Schrute (from The Office) watercolor. yikkess

Why you look so blue? Seriously this is normally just black white and grey hmm

Pastel based of of a drawing by Odillon Redon

Watercolor of a fine hipster lad- messy and unfinished i knoww
 
Drugs? Eww no- gross, bad for you, and just so overrated. I snort sprinkles.

I don't know what else to put- so here? Ballpoint doodle



yis yiss I approve of this yiss
 Peace!!
-em




dimanche 15 septembre 2013

We eat rainbows for breakfast

No time to paint. But I painted anyways. Sleep is so overrated.

TIGER- inks & watercolor (6 hrs)

 Not super sure what this means, but it was in my head for a while. And now it's on paper. PMS- ish looking hippie chick wearing a (only just realized) misshapen helmet, and a random fox just chillin. Hm. I kinda hate it- keeping it up here though as proof that a good majority of my stuff DOESN'T work out. It's true. And I don't know what to do with it cos I spent a good two hours of my life painting it. Other thought- maybe one day I'll stop using messy paint dripping as an excuse for a background...?


 Unicorrrnnnghh and- wha- what is this? My, my-  *gasp* could it be? YES! IT'S A PAINT DRIPPY BACKGROUND!!! I will never stop. I can't stop. I literally cannot stop. *whispers*help meee

ooh and here are some doodles from class because I'm such a good student who has a really high level of concentration who listens to everything that teachers say and definitely doesn't have a drawing related form of ADHD
 why do these look so blue
 why
 why
 why

 -I have tons more but I am the definition of the word lazy so in other words, my folders are too far away. If you check the dictionary for the word "lazy", do you know what you'd find? *ding ding ding* THAT'S RIGHT!! You'd find the definition of the word lazy!! Probably if you check Google though you might encounter me somewhere on the billionth page or something. I have work to do ugh- PEACE

Never going to ever get tired of this song

-em

mardi 10 septembre 2013

Unsolicited advice to adolescent girls with crooked teeth and pink hair

 The last of my sketchbook creations!! We're finally up to date! I've done a few random paintings, but *ugh* the more I looked at 'em, the less I liked 'em:( they shall now dwell in the painting cemetery- in other words, they're crammed in a drawer where no one will ever see them. I tried to save 'em!! I really did!!! BUT, in the wise words of Roy from the show Face Off, "you can't polish a turd" I WILL BE QUIET NOW and here you go!! Unfortunately, this means that my posts will be about a billion times shorter now, considering that every teacher wants us to devote our entire lives to school, and cos daylight is in short supply








That's it folks- PEACE
 -em

dimanche 8 septembre 2013

Electric daisies

QUICK POST COS I'M IN A HURRY More things!! Due to school, I'm not totally sure when the next post is gonna be- probably this weekend sometime? Well, whenever it is, see you then:D


















-em

jeudi 5 septembre 2013

(insert irrelevant post title here)

                               


                                   BAM                                                                                     BOOM        

Aaaaaand more old sketchbook pages!! whoop whoop











Hollup for more things and possibly some tales of my total classholeness via me!(*how exciting*) I know I've been posting drawings like a total maniac lately, and that's gonna end super soon!! Then I'll be able to go back to the regular once a week routine *phew* being a pretentious teenager is exhausting


-em


mercredi 4 septembre 2013

Bad cop, no donut

*Siiigh* more broken promises... I am a terrible person. I will now withdraw my application for sainthood. "What did you do?" you ask. Have a seat and let me tell you. Yesterday I said I would post something specific. Well, see here- LIES. The though was there... but instead of cleaning up and finalizing the sketch I drew, I painted something completely different. whoops

again, too big for the scanner, so sorry for the mediocre photo


AND MORE OLD SKETCHBOOK PHOTOS AREN'T YOU SIMPLY ENTHRALLED???

yeah, me neither















-em